BRED AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO BE

It’s like expensive meth for poor people

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j3suswearsprada asked: OMGGG. hahah this anon was asking me if we could fuck & stuff ahhaha & i totally thought it was you, so i was going along with it & i asked them if they had stretched ears & then this guy replied to it. Hahahah the fucked forgot to click anonymous! Hahahahah what do i do? hahahah it's so fucking funny though

fuck him.

Anonymous asked: How do you do your makeup?

I get this question a lot… haha. I usually don’t wear any. Sometimes I just wear mascara. When I do that, I take the macara wand and place it with the handle toward the outside of my face, more worrying about the outter lashes, and pull straight out, then pull it through a second time, on this time i jiggle my hand haha. Then I go touch the wand on my inner lashes, and I never do the bottom lashes because it gives me spider eyes.
When I wear a lot of makeup, I start off with a light pink almost skin colored shiny highlighter all over my eyelid, and then I usually use a really bronze foundation or a shiny bronzer for eyeshadow, because it looks more natural. I apply it all over the lid. Then I apply my eyeliner, just a thin little line about half way across my eye, on the outer side, then i do a little in the little part before my eyelashes start on the inside. I usually make it a little thicker toward the end, and I always wipe off wings because I think they look dumb. I usually use a dark brown liquid liner. Then I put on a little more bronzer so it almost covers the eyeliner, so it’s less dark. Also I never put any makeup on my brow or abover the actual lid of my eye, I REALLY don’t like that. And I generally don’t use a wand for eyeshadow because if you apply it with your fingers it gets crushed and looks more natural.
I almost never apply any makeup anywhere else, if I do I usually just put a little skin colored makeup in any form under my eyes because I tend to have pretty dark circles.
My biggest tip would be: if you are having issues with your makeup staying on, get your skin wet first. It can make it harder to apply but the makeup really sticks.

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